Sunday, September 26, 2010

Line of the Day: Sunday, September 26, 2010

Sorry to keep everyone waiting.  I was on a brief hiatus due to a run in with the C. Mafia.  Other than that, I've had a few one-liners here and there, but none as noteworthy as today.  Here goes....

Guy:  Hey sexy!  Excuse me, what kind of dog is that?

Me:  A maltipoo.

Guy:  Oh yeah, I got one of those.  (Really, then why are you asking fool?)  Is it a girl?

Me:  No.

Guy:  Is it a boy?  (Hmmmm, it's a little iffy.  The "hermaphrodite" box was checked off when I got him.)

Me:  Yes.  (Take note, I haven't stopped walking yet).

Guy:  Yo I got a girl.  We should mate them.

Maybe that guy's parents shouldn't have mated.  Goodnight folks.

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