Sorry to keep everyone waiting. I was on a brief hiatus due to a run in with the C. Mafia. Other than that, I've had a few one-liners here and there, but none as noteworthy as today. Here goes....
Guy: Hey sexy! Excuse me, what kind of dog is that?
Me: A maltipoo.
Guy: Oh yeah, I got one of those. (Really, then why are you asking fool?) Is it a girl?
Guy: Is it a boy? (Hmmmm, it's a little iffy. The "hermaphrodite" box was checked off when I got him.)
Me: Yes. (Take note, I haven't stopped walking yet).
Guy: Yo I got a girl. We should mate them.
Maybe that guy's parents shouldn't have mated. Goodnight folks.