Only this would happen to me.
Walking down Atlantic Ave. on Friday (with some friends), I noticed an older man walking in our direction. I wasn't really paying any attention to him, because it was obvious he wasn't a sugar daddy. As I continued walking down the street in a fog of sleeplessness, I didn't notice this upstanding citizen walking towards my face. He stopped right in front of me and made a face like this:
He then proceeded to raise his arms and growl at me. It took me a second to process what was going on, but I'm glad I hadn't had anything to drink, because old man dentures are scary! Realizing I wasn't going to get chomped, we went along our merry way, as the old man stood on the corner scaring more people.
If he had any game, he would have said, "Is your daddy a dentist? Then open wide!"